Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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