thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
