He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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