let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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