so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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