I must be too annoying 4 u.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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