She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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