That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Randomize
