i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Randomize