i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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