doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Randomize
