well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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