I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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