I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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