Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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