The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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