dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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