haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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