yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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