are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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