I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
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