ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm always down for nudity.
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