i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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