Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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