so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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