So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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