I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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