you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
