How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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