I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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