I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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