Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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