I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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