before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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