I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
vagina is talking i cant
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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