I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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