Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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