Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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