Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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