It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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