Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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