areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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