Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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