Having a random hookup so left but love u
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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