I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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