Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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