Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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