I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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