There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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