I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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