Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
seriously i just wanna be friends
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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