One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
