Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I will be naked everywhere
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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